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fedorea:

why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge

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hulksmashmouth:

capslockapocalypse:

kaeraeday:

capslockapocalypse:

744-miles-near:

cassserolekitty:

hobopatrol:

2spooky-meulin:

2spoopyebubbles:

selffiveanddownlowfive:

terminally-heartfire:

justasillyfilly:

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that’s the sound you’ll be making when you see my 207th bone

OH

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(Source: howawcard, via monkeytrucker)

rosewolfy:

Welcome to The Doctor and Rose Shippers Club

(via canadiancrushsaga)

I fell in love with him. But I don’t just stay with him by default as if there’s no one else available to me. I stay with him because I choose to, every day that I wake up, every day that we fight or lie to each other or disappoint each other. I choose him over and over again, and he chooses me.

(Source: mercurymorning, via dauntlesmockingjay)

highflyingyouandme:

Kenny Rossmore: Hey, David.

David Clark: Hi, Kenny.

Kenny Rossmore: So, I heard you and Mrs. O’Reilly fighting.

David Clark: It’s called flirting, Kenny. You’ll learn about it in college. What the hell are you doing up? It’s almost two. Where’s your mom?

Kenny Rossmore: Uh, she went for a drink with a friend.

David Clark: When?

Kenny Rossmore: Last week.

-We’re the Millers (2013)

(via whyisit-always-me)

highflyingyouandme:

Kenny Rossmore: Hey, David.

David Clark: Hi, Kenny.

Kenny Rossmore: So, I heard you and Mrs. O’Reilly fighting.

David Clark: It’s called flirting, Kenny. You’ll learn about it in college. What the hell are you doing up? It’s almost two. Where’s your mom?

Kenny Rossmore: Uh, she went for a drink with a friend.

David Clark: When?

Kenny Rossmore: Last week.

-We’re the Millers (2013)

(via whyisit-always-me)

JOSH AT THE PREMIERE OF XMEN DAYS OF THE FUTURE PAST IS JUST

hutchhasahardon:

peetaabaker:

joshuaryanhutchersin:

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EXCUSE ME AS I GO DELUSIONAL

WTF?! 

WHAT?????

(via peetavmellark)

madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

(via yorickisdead)

awomanfromitaly:

claydols:

its weird that guys get so touchy when you accuse them of sexism like “im not sexist wtf????” when they should really be worried about “ive been acting sexist wtf????” like dude youre not the victim of an accusation the accusation is the result of your behavior

literally every person born into a position to oppress has behaved like this and its gross

(Source: rosewad, via partypoopersvenska)

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

(Source: acidtrip-n, via lolololaloop)

snarkeet:

angryshortfemme:

"I’ve never dated a lesbian but I’ve always wanted to"

??????
You’re a man
Why?????would?????a lesbian?????ever wanna date you????
Do you even know what a lesbian is???

What kind of response to “sorry I’m not interested, I’m a lesbian” is this????

My cousin once got angry and insulted when I told him a lesbian couple wouldn’t want a threesome with him.

????

(via yorickisdead)

(Source: petite-blonde-and-snarky, via ablogthatishenceforthmine)

nikehime:

i see a lot of people spending time thinking about “who tops” in their otp when they should be thinking about

  • who quotes twilight at the other person
  • who appreciates cat videos more
  • who spent a hellish summer working in the worst gamestop you can imagine
  • who lets the other person win in ticklefights
  • who chews on their pencil
  • who’s the person who accidentally thinks of their grandparents one time while they’re making out and kills the mood

(via lethargicprince)