carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

• why is being alive so suck
• why is being alive suck
• why is suck
• suck is being alive so expensive
• why suck so expensive

?????

 

what the fuck is going on

(via dinostuck)

 Before Midnight will be released tomorrow in the US. BUT. It will be released in my country on july 3rd (damn u country) so anyway, I found a torrent  of before midnight I dont know if I should watch it or wait for a month and a half to watch it. will it be worth the wait? and i really want to pay for it lol. but damn i want to see it right now. -_- should i wait?

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

(via accio-awsome)

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

(via accio-awsome)

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

(via pizza)

I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.

(Source: dad-buscemi, via stelenaklarolinee)