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running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

(via chandlersthiirdnipple)

puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

(via chandlersthiirdnipple)

internetexplorers:

“you’re like a son to me”

“dad, i am your son”

(via runeswandsandsmockingjaypins)

lauralittlex:

i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem

(via momelus)

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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holy jesus 

wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

(via thelifeoftheostrage)

floopyluvspineapples:

You always have that one follower who attacks your notifications in the middle of the night and goes through your blog, reblogging everything in sight.

And you’re just like:
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(via unexpectedflashback)

superneutrality:

niggers:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

(via anothersadlonelygirlintheworld)

i just started insurgent and what a conincidence! shai cut her hair for tfios and she will cut her hair short in this book/film too

nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that

(via anothersadlonelygirlintheworld)

koalatea:

straight guys out here with their “i wreck the pussy” bullshit but can’t even say the word vagina without getting uncomfortable 

(via emptywords-and-brokenpromises)

"My nights are for overthinking, my mornings are for oversleeping."

- (via lulu-a)

(Source: hazelhirao, via emptywords-and-brokenpromises)

shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

(via thelifeoftheostrage)

babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING SO HARD LIKE CAN YOU IMAGINE YOUNG PERCY WHEN HE FIRST DISCOVERED HE COULD TALK TO SEA CREATURE S 

LIKE MAYBE ONE DAY HIS MOM TOOK HIM TO THE AQUARIUM I DONT KNOW AND LITTLE PERCY IS JUST “Hi fishies!” aND HE HEARS”Hello young man” AND HIS FACE EXPRESSION IS JUST HOLY SHIT

(via lethargicprince)